
Michelle and Kristy having coffee with a girlfriend at the Gypsy Den.
Do you ever pay attention to the types of coffee drinkers that walk in? This is what we noticed.
1. COFFEE THIEF takes the first coffee drink off the counter and walks away with the wrong order. He or she does not realize that there were 5 people ahead of them and waiting for their order.
2. COFFEE DIVA order drinks that’s take longer to say than to make. Ex. Iced, grande, upside down caramel macchiatto with sugar free caramel and no whip. The diva usually carries a designer dog in a Gucci carrier. Yes, this is a real order. It’s my favorite.
3. LOUNGE LIZARDS sit at the coffee shop all day with their laptop, usually next to a wall socket. Ex. students, self-employed, or unemployed.
4. IMPATIENT ESPRESSO voices their opinion about current news, a pessimist, and orders 3 shots of espresso twice a day.
5. WALK OF SHAME just came back from a club or party and wearing sunglasses to disguise their bloodshot eyes. Usually reeks of perfume or alcohol. It's 7am in the morning and they are still wearing the same outfit from the night before!
6. CHEERS customer walks in with their tumbler daily and greets the bistro bartender by name. Cracks cheesy jokes but never tips. The staff usually grunts when they walk in.
7. CORPORATE wears an ear piece and talks about closing a big $$ deal over the phone so all I can hear. Their voices are usually louder than the blenders.
If you have anything to add, let us know!